Tumblelog by Soup.io
Newer posts are loading.
You are at the newest post.
Click here to check if anything new just came in.
15:22

silentauroriamthereal:

eyes-of-a-disney-princess:

bkwrm523:

fancykraken:

callmebliss:

rainbowbarnacle:

roachpatrol:

samlikesboys:

All of the orgasms in fic are so violent. His orgasm came like a punch to the gut. It hit him like a mack truck. It knifed him in a fucking alley. What these orgasms need is a good education.

the orgasm tapped him on the shoulder politely because it wasn’t raised in a goddamn barn

By the time he came back to himself, the orgasm had washed the dishes, vacuumed the living room, and retrieved his lost house key from under the chaise lounge.

She had an orgasm so intensely polite it brought her Tim Hortons and apologized for taking so long.

the Canadian Orgasm™

I don’t know how to describe the noises I just made.

I think I want to move to Canada

I’m crying

Reposted bywerhamster werhamster

Don't be the product, buy the product!

Schweinderl